"$100, a dirty sex book, and a bottle of Bulleit Bourbon".
I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.
Naomi on racism in fashion
"Alaska Thunderfucks jaw dropped when she saw your penis!" I got a whatsapp message saying this on Sunday and it made my life! I even got a cheer from my mates. YES!
When I was 11 or something like that I got a piece of glass stuck in my foot at a friends sleepover. The doctors tried to get it out but couldn’t find it so its just been in there for like 10 years, floating around. I’ve been getting random stabbing pains in my foot for a couple of weeks and I just ran my fingers between my arch and heel and there’s a hard bit just under the skin, an inch or two away from where it went in all those years ago. That’s going to be fun when it emerges. Joy.
Unspeakably lovely: Artist Mica Angela Hendricks collaborates with her 4-year-old daughter after the little girl peeked inside her mommy’s sketchbook and asked to contribute. Best thing since The Monster Engine.
Robin Thicke is on his way to becoming the holder of the slot for #1 most popular song of all time. He is only 4 weeks from overtaking artists such as Elton John, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carrey, and he’s already beaten Elvis fucking Presley.
Please stop listening to Blurred Lines. Stop watching the video. Stop buying the single. Just stop. For all that is good and holy in this world, do not do this to the history of music.