Hangover day 2 out of 3.

#bender  
4 months ago on 12/01/13 at 08:49am

builttobulk:

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”

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#touché  #damn  

what-would-i-say.com

I love the internet so much.

5 months ago on 11/16/13 at 07:01am

giltbyassociation:

pax-et-triumphus:

Regardless of whether you watch Scandal or not, everyone needs to watch this and see Lisa Kudrow fucking nail her scene exploiting misogyny and sexism.

THIS WAS PITCH PERFECT

ok so i need to watch this show

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hfml:

catdad:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

Cheerihoes

Mini-wheats

Nesquickie

vicemag:

German Babies Don’t Need to Be Boys or Girls Anymore

It’s tempting to interpret legislative shifts as progress. After all, plenty of times they are. However, what looks like progress on the surface often masks a much more complicated underbelly. Think about the fight for marriage equality: if marriage is a fundamental right, then everyone certainly deserves access to it. Insofar as the fight for this access has further normalized and entrenched the institution of marriage—itself a problematic tradition with a deeply troubled past—progress becomes trickier to gauge.

This complex relationship between progress and problem is quite clear in regards to Germany’s new third gender option on birth certificates. As of November 1, it is no longer legally necessary for babies born in Germany to be registered as male or female on their birth certificates. Instead—in cases of newborns whose bodies don’t fall neatly into male or female categories physiologically—the male and female boxes on a birth certificate can be left unchecked.

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A step in the right direction.  Woo, go Germany!

the-australian-pegasister:

mydemisee:

WHY AM I LAUGHING OMG

SHE SAW THE CHANCE

AND SHE TOOK IT

A++ BYNES

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Suckling Facebook

The #ARTPOP app is weird and I made this on it. http://gifs.techha.us/0LV1E6OVTnWkmAtxHb_43w.gif

5 months ago on 11/12/13 at 08:54am

a-a-n-d:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “PHYSICS.” USE THE HIGGS MECHANISM. 

GIVE MASS TO ELEMENTARY PARTICLES.

PRETEND ITS 10–12 SECONDS AFTER THE BIG BANG.

COOL DOWN UNTIL THERE’S PHYSICS

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logically-devonian:

How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

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