When your mac is bigger and shinier than the guy sat opposite you on the train. #winbillylloyd said: Size queen
When your mac is bigger and shinier than the guy sat opposite you on the train.
Omg Beyoncé, the Surprise Bitch meme was JUST LEAVING. I anticipate a comeback and its all thanks to you…
30 Seconds ago I found out DWV are coming to play a gig in LONDON in January.
29 Seconds ago I booked 2 tickets.
Who loves me most?
Roughly once a week someone in my house decides to lose/hide/eat the tin opener and I have to stab the shit out of a tin of beans.
so cool jay z and beyonce are going vegan!
i love the term ‘plant based’. from now on i will refer to my diet as ‘plant based’ since hipsters get mad when i say im vegan since i ate ice cream once and i have no desire to prolong my exposure to unreasoned vitriol
This has validated my very existence.